The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not.
- Mark Twain

If you do everything you should do, and do not do anything you should not do, you will, according to the best available statistics, live exactly eighteen hours longer than you would otherwise.
- Logain Clendening

The word aerobics comes from two Greek words: aero, meaning “ability to,” and bics, meaning “withstand tremendous boredom.
- Dave Barry

Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon.
- Doug Larson

Health consists of having the same diseases as one's neighbors.
- Quentin Crisp

Quit worrying about your health. It'll go away.
- Robert Orben

Getting fit is all about mind over matter. I don't mind, so it doesn't matter.
- Adam Hargreaves

The 2nd day of a diet is always easier than the 1st. By the 2nd day you're off it.
- Jackie Gleason

I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I had lost exactly two weeks.
- Joe E. Lewis

I don't diet. I just don't eat as much as I'd like to.
- Linda Evangelista